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亲情的英文演讲稿

2020-08-03 来源:一二三四网

  Some say love is consistant with passion, the desire of conquer one another with charisma and charm. While others criticize its legimacy, and argues that it is derived from none other than sexual attractions of basic animalistic instincts.

  Love make people do crazy things, for example a girl who loves you so much that she cuts off you penis while you're asleep and toss it out the window or flush it down the toilet.

  Friendship is a load of shit, a make-believe entity just like love. Friends are people you talk to from time to time, they are people who comes at you with smiles and hugs; but the second you turn your back on them, they will stab you from behind and slit your throat like a faggot that you are.

  Family, our love for one another is beyond doubts. However, we're obligated to take care of our families, especially parents. Seriously, who else can they depend on by the time when their bodies are no longer responding well, and you have to change their adult diapers daily.

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